As a woman in her twenties, I'm familiar with dating apps, especially this hookup potential hub we call Tinder.
Over the years, most of my discussions on this platform have followed a similar pattern: small talk, decent banter, moving to WhatsApp, then BAM. Dick pic on the screen.
It's a bit full. I mean, at least some wine and a girl's dinner before showing her your crown jewels.
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But that's not what a lot of men think - for some reason they think snapping a photo of their genitals on the cat is guaranteed to have sex.
Newsflash: this is the number one way to get blocked.
Also, you tend to get desensitized to penis pictures after a while, after regularly receiving a cue, and it starts to get boring.
Swapping photos can be fun, don't get me wrong - but as someone who's a little fed up with unlocking their phone and being greeted with a cock, it's time for some tips on how to send nudes. decents are published on the Internet. .
Believe it or not, there are certain techniques that will make it easier for a girl to respond. Spamming cock pics over and over again won't get the 'Omg so hot take me now' response (unless you're really thirsty I guess, which is fair enough, but not representative of all women at all times. ).
In other words, you have to attract us. Give us something to work with. Make us want this dick pic.
Here's how.
Make sure she's in the mood
The chat might be going very well - you made a few jokes, she seemed to really find them funny and you think you're asking her out.
Don't give her a taste of what's to come by zooming in on your penis with your phone's camera - it will just stop the conversation in its tracks.
"Yeah, come for dinner" * PENIS * "Uhhh" * BLOCK "
Try to flirt a bit first. See if she responds the same. Then you know it's time to try a little visual action.
Start slowly
Give it a taste - take your top off. Tease her with hair on her chest. See what his answer is. What if she doesn't seem ready? Don't go full blast and hit your cock. It can wait another night.
Pro tip: Try uploading a photo of your face, if you really want to impress them - girls like to look in someone's eyes before they are presented with a penis. It makes us feel like we are connecting with you.
Do not reveal an entire part of the body
This is the best teasing material. There's a big difference between pulling your pants down slightly and giving an idea of what's underneath, and throwing your pants in front of a bathroom mirror for a penis photoshoot.
It's foreplay before the real thing - just because you're online doesn't mean you have to treat it any differently. Do you have a girl in the bedroom and immediately hit your cock? If you are doing it, you are not doing it right. Read our guide to what sex with a good person is like, then come back here.
Avoid spamming photos
Don't give a girl tons of pics at once - that's a bit much, and we're just going to go through pics of your cock from different angles while sipping a glass of wine (I mean, some might. , but I certainly never have).
Send a few, see what his response is and who knows? She might even send a few back. Ooh. Exciting.
Insert captions or comments
Add a few words to what you send, preferably in a tone that matches the flow of your conversation.
If you were making jokes, send something funny next to the picture! It will make us feel a lot more comfortable, and like you are sharing something intimate with us for fun, not just because you want sex.
FYI: You might just want sex - that's what Tinder is, after all - but at least try to taste us wine and have dinner first. Tasteful photos, entertaining commentary. Treat us well.
Nudes 101: When to send naughty photos and what to avoid
Sending nudes opens a whole box of worms when it comes to safety and security.
We hear too many stories about celebrities getting leaked naughty images from hackers, and every time that happens we start to panic about our own secret stash of sultry images.
What if ours got hacked? What if we send a photo that is broadcast or ends up online?
Here's the gist: Anytime you're getting ready to send a photo, ask yourself a question: Would you be okay with this leak?
If the answer is no, don't send it.
I like to wonder if I would be downstairs with the photo I just took exploding on a billboard. Would I be thinking "F * ck yeah I look sexy" or "Oh my God kill me now"?
If it's the last one, just tap Remove.
Only send promiscuous photos to someone you trust - the reality is, you can't guarantee what someone will do with your photo.
Sure, it might seem like a good idea to send a full frontal shot to that super hot dude you've paired up with, but would you agree with his pals - or the internet - seeing her?
Also keep in mind that sending a nude without including your face can still be recognizable - if you have freckles or distinctive tattoos, for example. If in doubt, airbrush.
Don't do this by uploading your photo to an online editing tool, you just uploaded your photo yourself if you do this.
Make sure your photos are stored securely - if someone has photos of you, make sure they're on a secure device, like a password-protected USB drive.
If you know a computer expert, get it encrypted, so it is more difficult to hack it.
Do the same for your own photos - you might want to keep your sexy photos, but leaving them in your photo library can become disastrous if your friends or family start flipping through your photos….
In other words: send photos the whole world sees, keep your files locked, and don't spam the ladies your cock. Your.
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