naughty status for Whatsapp, short naughty quotes, Facebook posts

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

You can't blame gravity for falling in love.

Last seen in 1980! :RE

God is really creative, I mean… look at me! 🙂

I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins. :RE

Nice legs? What time do they open?

This is true love.!

Naughty. but in a pleasant way.

I am easy. Are you?

Good boy with very bad thoughts.

Naugthy by nature. Wild by choice.

Great Minds F * CK each other.

Can I borrow a KISS? I promise to return it.

F_CK… all I need is U.

UNE ugly thought is a terrible thing to expect.

KISS ME .. I am magically delicious.

No one dies Virgin. Coz in the End LIFE f * cks us all.

You are in my inappropriate thoughts.

You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.

I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.

I heard you were a gamer. Nice to meet you, I'm a coach.

If you and I were squirrels, could I crack a nut in your hole?

Your parents must be delayed because you are special.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's bang!

Let's play Titanic, you will be the ocean and you will get sick.

I would like to wrap your legs around my head and carry you like a feeding bag.

Where were you born on a farm? Because you know how to breed a cock!

Can I touch your navel… from the inside?

My name is (name) remember that, you will shout it later.

These clothes would look great in a crumpled pile on my bedroom floor.

The key to my happiness, just forgetting my past.

I'm not too good at algebra, but u + i = 3D 69?

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled or fertilized?

You must work at Subway because you just gave me a foot long.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you check my package.

I was about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with your face.

Is that a barrel in your pants? Because I would love to exploit that a * ss!

What has 148 teeth and holds the incredible hulk together? My zipper!

My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it back.

I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.

A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

Without her permission, I would only touch her to wipe away her tears!

VERGINITY IS NOT DIGINITY… IT IS A LACK OF OPERATION.

Smile! It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be a fool.

If you are ugly go to your room, if you want to be ugly go to my place 🙂

Two word guys hate DON'T and STOP, unless you put them together 🙂

A good date ends with a dinner. A great date ends with breakfast!

The neckline is like the sun. You can watch it but you can't watch it - unless you are wearing sunglasses!

I love my women like I love my toaster..two hot holes and never leaves the kitchen.

Of course, I am mean. I always had to compete for attention, you see.

Let's play Titanic, you will be the ocean and you will get sick.

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? like a coma.

You are like an award winning fish. I don't know if I should eat you or ride you.

I would like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move on to your navel.

Do you want to play Pearl Harbor? It's a game where I lie down while you blow me up.

You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know if I should ride you or eat you!

Excuse me, mademoiselle, are you giving head to strangers? No. So let me introduce myself.

How would you like to try an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but below.

My girlfriend told me she was seeing another man. I told him to rub his eyes.

How about playing lions and lion tamers? You hold your mouth open and I'm going to put my head in it.

You have 206 bones in your body, do you want one more?

Love is blind and greed is insatiable.

I am easy. Are you?

If I flip a coin, what do you think are my chances of taking the lead?

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you in the morning!

I might not be Mr. Right, but I'm going to screw you up until he shows up.

Push me now if you've ever had a crush on me ...

We know romance brings out the beast in you.

Some say the glass is half empty. Others say it's half full. I'm just happy to have a drink!

Sometimes we waste too much time thinking of someone who doesn't even think of us for a second.

When I die, my gravestone will have a "Like" button.

VERGINITY IS NOT DIGINITY… IT IS A LACK OF OPERATION ..

Of course, I am mean. I always had to compete for attention, you see.

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be a fool.

If you are ugly go to your room, if you want to be ugly go to my place 🙂

Push me now if you've ever had a crush on me.

Two word guys hate DON'T and STOP, unless you put them together 🙂

Smiling is the second best thing you can do with your lips. 😉

Sometimes the slightest decision can change your life forever.

Friends will come and friends will leave. But true friends stay forever. 🙂

I have avoided a lot of things just for you in my life .. Never make me feel why I left it all!

Without her permission, I will only touch her to wipe away her tears! This is true love!

Love is only love, it can never be explained.

Everyone knows how to love, but few know how to stay in love with someone forever.

I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.

Without her permission, I will only touch her to wipe away her tears! This is true love!

I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.

I'll always catch you when you think you're about to fall.

I don't care if we're talking absolutely nothing, I just wanna talk to you.

This dress fits you very well. Of course, if I was on you, I would be too!

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they served crabs just so they could take you.

Once you start being mean, it's easier to go on and on, and sooner or later something terrible happens.

If your boss gets you down, look at him through the tines of a fork and imagine him in jail.

I think my girlfriend had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

I am trying to determine after years of therapy and extensive testing whether or not I am allergic to s3x.

Good people sleep much better at night than bad people. Of course, bad people appreciate the waking hours a lot more.

People make the world go round, but at some point, don't you want it to be flat so all the idiots keep walking and never come back?

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